Sh*t My Dad Says - Justin Halpern

Sh*t My Dad Says

By Justin Halpern

  • Release Date: 2010-05-04
  • Genre: Humor
Score: 4.5
From 9,433 Ratings


“This book is ridiculously hilarious, and makes my father look like a normal member of society.”
—Chelsea Handler

“Read this unless you’re allergic to laughing.”
—Kristen Bell

“If you’re wondering if there is a real man behind the quotes on Twitter, the answer is a definite and laugh-out-loud yes.”
—Christian Lander, New York Times bestselling author of Stuff White People Like

Tuesdays with Morrie meets F My Life in this hilarious book about a son’s relationship with his foul-mouthed father by the 29-year-old comedy writer who created the massively popular Twitter feed of the same name.


  • Sh*t my dad says

    By Jess3003
    Funniest factual book, laugh out loud funny. No way you can be depressed and read this
  • Refreshing

    By Sheepdog42
    It was a refreshing read! I enjoyed it!
  • Funny,funny,funny

    By edword 714
    Really hilarious well written book on memories of his dad . The book made me laugh spontaneously in public and didn’t care who was staring. I recommend this book for a great read.
  • A laugh a minute!

    By Stoffel311
    If you need a good laugh, this book is a must read.
  • Hilarious, but offensive in ways

    By kmoore.hickory
    The old coot is funny, but mean and insulting. Not just to his son, but to Southerners. He claims Kentucky as his childhood home, but no Southerner would speak like that. Also cursing “Jesus Christ” this and “Jesus Christ” that is very offensive to Protestants and Southerners. It reeks of Northern states lingo, not the South.
  • Hilarious!

    By Hoss1945
    Throughly enjoyed this book! Dad is a loving, caring Dad, albeit "rough around the edges". I actually finished this book (over a year or more ago) and today reread it again, and discovered I had started this review when I finished it the first time... Your Dad is definitely a character and your Mom, must have her own insight about your household that also be enjoyable to read. Mahalo for writing this book and sharing your precious family and Dad with all of us! When is this going to become the next “All in the Family” or “Married with Children” sitcom on TV?
  • Sh*t My Dad Says

    By Purebull
    Humorous with a touch of humanity. Made me think of my Dad and our relationship. Very funny and very touching.
  • Sh*t My Dad Says

    By EKluber
    Hysterically funny! Whenever I want a good chuckle, I read this. The best funny book I've ever read!
  • I Laughed the Whole Time

    By Toni FGMAMTC
    I loved this, absolutely hilarious. I laughed out loud so many times. And when it was over, I was left in a high mood. I really recommend it.
  • Any and every one can relate

    By Mammayumyum3
    So realistic and close to home hitting. An awesome read. F*c*ing hilarious.