You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again - Heather McDonald

You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again

By Heather McDonald

  • Release Date: 2010-06-08
  • Genre: Biographies & Memoirs
Score: 4
From 139 Ratings


New York Times bestselling author, comedian, and Chelsea Lately writer Heather McDonald’s hilarious true story of finding herself in the predicament of being an unwilling virgin at the age of twenty-seven.

Can’t a girl dress like a hooker, dance like a stripper, and kiss like a porn star and still be a nineteen-year-old virgin?

You’ll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again is the laugh-out-loud story of an attractive Los Angeles woman who found herself in the predicament of being an unwilling virgin. As an actress, writer, and stand-up comedienne, Heather McDonald passed up ample opportunities to have her V-card revoked by handsome, rich, and sometimes even fabulously famous men, but she could not bring herself to do “it” until well after her friends had been deflowered.

As Chelsea Handler so lovingly puts it, “Thank God Heather waited twenty-seven years to lose her virginity or she wouldn’t have any material for this book.” Whether in a backseat, a community pool, or a sports stadium, with a frat boy, a doctor, or an A-list celebrity, Heather McDonald knew how to turn those boys blue. Unlike “putting out,” blue balling might not have paid her rent or landed her free trips to Hawaii, but it did provide her with hilarious stories and adventures in her search for true love—and, ultimately, her very own happy ending. Now, Heather McDonald will never blue ball in this town again.


  • Absolutely Hilarious!

    By Nicole Bongiovi
    Heather's honesty really makes the book and stories pop. It's nice to read the book and then see her on the round table and know that she's just a normal person. If you like her on the show you'll definitely love this book!
  • Who knew virgins were funny!

    By Kate Cone
    Great read. Heather kept me laughing all the way through. Hard to believe a virginal sorority girl could have so much fun and still not give it up! Her cast of boyfriends were very entertaining. I'm looking forward to her new book due to be released February 5th!
  • Eh.

    By brittanytate01
    If you want to read this book you should probably turn around and buy Sarah Colonna's book instead. I read both books back to back and "Life As I Blow It" was waaayyyyy funnier and more entertaining. Heather McDonald's book made me like her a little less, which is sad because I do enjoy her on Chelsea Lately. It was an OK read.
  • You'll never blue ball in this town again

    By Surfalley
    Really funny till the last chapter. The last chapter is romance.
  • A+ LADY

    By topypunk
    Made me smile and laugh out load during a really hard time in my life! THANK YOU Mc Donald!