Toddlers Are A**holes - Bunmi Laditan

Toddlers Are A**holes

By Bunmi Laditan

  • Release Date: 2015-04-07
  • Genre: Humor
Score: 5
From 118 Ratings


At last, the book that answers the question on every parent’s mind: Why does my toddler hate me?

Okay, it’s not really hate. It’s just that a little psychopath who walks through life 100% convinced that he or she is the center of the universe does not care that you have a heart, a mind, or a soul. You are simply a skin-covered robot tall enough to reach the candy on top of the fridge. And clean up the rage-vomit when you make the fatal mistake of cutting off the crust on your toddler’s toast. (Or not cutting it off—seriously, you can’t win.)

Includes:The theory of toddler evolution Mealtime (AKA Hell)Your unraveling lifeAnd how not to die inside 


  • If I were to write a book this is how I would be

    By Nikkimia05
    This book is absolutely amazing from beginning to end. You won’t regret reading this one. It is like a modern day Irma Bombeck book. I absolutely enjoyed it and laughed the whole time.
  • Absolutely truthfully hysterical!

    By Salute61
    Best read in a very long time. I love how Bunmi tells it like it truly is, but in a very funny way! LOVE her writing! Highly recommend!!!
  • Best $1.99 I've ever spent

    By RKGarringer
    I LOVED this book and how real it was. As a mom of 2 boys ages 2&5 I relate so much to everything she said.
  • Couldn't stop laughing

    By Brandimonsterr
    This book was absolutely the funnies thing and so truthful. It had me laughing from page one. You won't be disappointed reading this. But be warned that you will be so glued to the book you may not even realize your suppose to be doing other things than reading. It's so funny. Highly recommended! 💜
  • Hilarious

    By harrypotteuk
    This is could quite possibly be the funniest thing I have ever read. I was literally laughing out loud the entire time. A great read for parents of toddlers! Honestly this book ranks up there amongst famous comedy specials when it comes to how entertaining it was and how much I laughed!
  • Hilarious and spot on!

    By Pupdady
    Loved this! We all know this stuff happens, but it's even funnier to read it!